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else that comes to mind. All of your comments and suggestions are welcome.
Jill Rohan, Jenny Zambrano, Sharon ONeill
RAAFAA
Retired American Airlines Flight Attendants Association
      
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And for those of you still flying...
You've been
a flight attendant too long if...
1. You can eat a 4 course meal standing at the kitchen counter
2. You search for a button to flush the toilet
3. You look for the "crew line" at the grocery store
4. You can pack for a 2 week trip to Europe in 1 roll-aboard
5. All of your pens have different hotel names on them
6. You NEVER unpack
7. You can recognize pilots by the backs of their heads-but not by their
faces
8. You can tell from 70 yards away if a piece of luggage will fit in the
overhead bin
9. You care about the local news in a city three states away
10. You can tie a neck scarf 36 ways
11. You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags-none of which pertain to
vomit
12. You understand and actually use the 24-hour clock
13. You own 2 sets of uniforms: fat and thin
14. You don't think in "months"-you think in "bid
sheets"
15. You always point with two fingers
16. You get a little too excited by certain types of ice
17. You stand at the front door and politely say "Buh-bye, thanks, have a
nice day" when someone leaves your home
18. You can make a sentence using all of the following phrases: "At this
time, " "For your safety, " "Feel free, " and "As a reminder"
19. You know what's on the cover of the current issues of In Touch,
Star, and People magazines
20. You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass, just to make
sure the "gauge is in the green"
21. Your thighs are covered in bruises from armrests and elbows
22. You wake up and have to look at the hotel stationery to figure out
where you are
23. You refer to cities by their airport codes
24. Every time the doorbell rings you look at the ceiling.
25. You actually understand every item on this list
Thanks to Diane Kolodziejski for this list. And yes, we understood all 25 !
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